Meaningless Blogging

A typical moment of my day

[muffled mummers]
*sheer: Are you talking to me?
*candid: Obviously, how many other people can reply to *sheer?

[mentally] er….135?

*sheer: Well, I heard murmurs and since *blunt didn’t say anything, I assumed you were talking to me.
*blunt: how can I reply anything when she said *sheer?
*sheer: but I didn’t hear her. I only heard mummers.
*blunt: but she said *sheer. She did.
*candid: I said *sheer.

Damn. 2 against 1.

Fine. I concede the point. *humph*

Moral#1: there’s only 1 person who can answer to my name. Never mind the poor souls out there who just might happen to share my first name. Hah, too bad for you guys. *roll eyes*

Moral#2: never attempt to talk back to people especially people like *candid when one is occupied and busy.

Moral#3: we all can’t resist an opening for a perfect or even imperfect retorts.

Moral#4: being separated by a cubicle is apparently not an excuse for not being able to hear the person sitting in front of one. In other words, imagine how sharp of hearing most of your neigbhours at work must be and imagine how much grapevine and gossip you might have unintentionally missed out by actually focusing on work. *laconic*

:::

Today, *witchy was surfing yours truly’s blog during office hours (yours truly would like to put on a horrified look but dear evilness approves of such mischief, so yours truly has not much grounds to stand on. So decided let the chance of chastising *witchy go), which is not a problem. The problem is she had the audacity to demand that yours truly blogged at least 10 lines on her. *wow*.

Why would anyone believe that yours truly would be able to blog on demand, more importantly, why would anyone want to take the risk of being blogged about by evil me, which I doubt would be anything less than insulting? Look at the blog *doormat demanded & got. *shake head*

People are indeed strange perverse creatures.

*witchy, probably more so than the rest.

Got you.

Haven’t I?

Don't even bother denying. *sardonically*

Evil me.