Flutes of champagne
Bubbles floating
On the final minute of
Yours truly's birthday
Toast your champagne
To the final swansong
Of sheercrazyme
Good riddance.
~ yours truly
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Me
I am a student of life, growing older by the minutes. I would like to say that I graduated from the school of hard knocks but unfortunately, it is not true. I come from a happy family with supportive parents, so if you are looking for a manically depressed pessimistic cynic, get out of this space.
I may at times be more sardonic and sarcastic than I should, but I am an essentially happy person (it's hard to be always melodramatically depressed really). If that's a contradiction in terms, who cares. It's my prerogative to be contradictory if I want to. I confess that I enjoy reading, writing, intelligence, sharp wits and sarcasm. Very blue-stocking habits that would be terrible in Victorian times, but lucky me, this is modern days, or so it is called. My goals in life include being a cold-hearted bitch, a successful career woman aka swindler, a professional liar, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom, but only on my *rare days of sentimentality.
I may at times be more sardonic and sarcastic than I should, but I am an essentially happy person (it's hard to be always melodramatically depressed really). If that's a contradiction in terms, who cares. It's my prerogative to be contradictory if I want to. I confess that I enjoy reading, writing, intelligence, sharp wits and sarcasm. Very blue-stocking habits that would be terrible in Victorian times, but lucky me, this is modern days, or so it is called. My goals in life include being a cold-hearted bitch, a successful career woman aka swindler, a professional liar, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom, but only on my *rare days of sentimentality.
You
If you are reading this right now, then you are either a weird stalker whom I need to report immediately or just extremely bored. In any case, you are not likely to find this site (a) extremely enlightening, (b) extremely useful or (c) extremely exciting. I suggest that you take up a useful hobby like listening to music from an obscure place or studying UFOs. It will look good on your CV to be able to say I like music from so and so place, so obscure that no one has heard of it or I firmly believe in the existence of UFOs. Better entertainment and probably less offensive to society. Trust me on this.
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