"May I shoot my AUNT?"
Yours truly is angry, or more to the point, I am feeling *bitchy. Right now, yours truly can shoot someone in particular.
Someone has caused yours truly's mom a great deal of unnecessary pain and anger. And for that, yours truly is *determined to get back at her, relative or not. What right has my eldest aunt -who barely visits my grandma even while granny is is staying with us and only been to the rehab centre twice to see her - to criticise my mom, who goes to visit my grandma, 3 times a day, 7 days a week! What right has she to talk big and show no action. What right has she to say things that are untrue, ridiculous and a complete load of *bullshit, causing yours truly's mom to get angry to boiling point. Imagine my strong *mom with angry and upset tears. Bear in mind that yours truly's mom has high blood! Imagine me seeing my MOM in such a STATE.
In any case, if you are wondering how angry I am at the moment, to be honest, in terms of emotions, I am very calm and rational. But mentally, I am *plotting how to tell my aunt off when I next see her. If she dares to talk big in front of me and dare to *criticise my mom, trust me, you won't want to see how *bitchy moi can be.
Granted, yours truly is usually very moderate and rational, but do not imagine that yours truly is so *calm that I will allow anyone to *step on my mom. No way in hell.
So Auntie better be prepared. If I see her and if she dare say something against my mom, she damn well be prepared to face ME.
And in case you are wondering, when I get *bitchy, I can be really really bad. And when I get *bitchy on behalf of my mom....
Someone better run for cover. Because trust me, I believe in getting even..if not for myself, definitely always for my parents.
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Me
I am a student of life, growing older by the minutes. I would like to say that I graduated from the school of hard knocks but unfortunately, it is not true. I come from a happy family with supportive parents, so if you are looking for a manically depressed pessimistic cynic, get out of this space.
I may at times be more sardonic and sarcastic than I should, but I am an essentially happy person (it's hard to be always melodramatically depressed really). If that's a contradiction in terms, who cares. It's my prerogative to be contradictory if I want to. I confess that I enjoy reading, writing, intelligence, sharp wits and sarcasm. Very blue-stocking habits that would be terrible in Victorian times, but lucky me, this is modern days, or so it is called. My goals in life include being a cold-hearted bitch, a successful career woman aka swindler, a professional liar, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom, but only on my *rare days of sentimentality.
I may at times be more sardonic and sarcastic than I should, but I am an essentially happy person (it's hard to be always melodramatically depressed really). If that's a contradiction in terms, who cares. It's my prerogative to be contradictory if I want to. I confess that I enjoy reading, writing, intelligence, sharp wits and sarcasm. Very blue-stocking habits that would be terrible in Victorian times, but lucky me, this is modern days, or so it is called. My goals in life include being a cold-hearted bitch, a successful career woman aka swindler, a professional liar, and maybe someone you could bring home to meet mom, but only on my *rare days of sentimentality.
You
If you are reading this right now, then you are either a weird stalker whom I need to report immediately or just extremely bored. In any case, you are not likely to find this site (a) extremely enlightening, (b) extremely useful or (c) extremely exciting. I suggest that you take up a useful hobby like listening to music from an obscure place or studying UFOs. It will look good on your CV to be able to say I like music from so and so place, so obscure that no one has heard of it or I firmly believe in the existence of UFOs. Better entertainment and probably less offensive to society. Trust me on this.
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